A Public Service Announcement

So every time I leave the city, it is always a huge shock to my system to come back and get on the subway. The people! There are so many of them! And they’re touching me!!! EEEEWWWW. Oh, and they’re fucking RUDE. Dude today got extra super bonus points – in addition to engaging in one of my biggest pet peeves, pushing your way in to the car while people are still trying to walk out, he also managed to step on my foot. Oh wait, there’s more! Not only did he step on me, he broke my shoe. Dear AZgirly, welcome home! Love, NYC.