Sunday, June 17, 2012

Welcome to Mitchell, pop. 900 902


I have now officially arrived in the Outback proper.  Mitchell, as my guidebook pointed out, is a one-street town.  I was incorrect in my initial assumption that they don’t have so much as a stoplight – there is, in fact, one light on the bridge.  I stand corrected.  There is also one gas station, one grocery store, and at least three bar/motel/restaurants, AKA “hotels.”  In Australia, this is an all-encompassing term.  I arrived in town on a Greyhound bus with one other backpacker, a French girl, to begin a term of six weeks’ work at the Hotel Mitchell.  Upon my arrival, I was somewhat disheartened to realize that Mitchell makes Bundaberg look like a bustling metropolis.
It is certainly a stark contrast.  For one thing, the population is quite a contrast to that of Bundy.  There is an Aboriginal tribal land here and consequently a very large population of native people.  It seems that most of the townspeople are related in one form or another.  Certainly they all know one another, and I garnered a few odd looks on the (quite short) stroll to the grocery store on my first day.  Outsiders are most certainly welcomed in the friendly and affable manner typical of most Australians; despite what Paul Hogan may have led you to believe, there is less “g’day, mate” and more “howyagoing,” not so much  question as a polite greeting.  Even the local sheep (and one goat) seemed startled to see me as I passed by the field where they were grazing.
As in most small, quiet country towns, there is not much to do in Mitchell.  This is where the hotels come into play.  Between the bar, off-track betting on horse and dog races, and video slot machines (aka “pokies,” short for poker machines – still trying to wrap my head around that little peculiarity), we have managed to stay pretty well occupied during our working hours thus far.  In our off hours, there is also the illustrious diversion of television – all three channels.
On our first night in town, Muriel (the other barmaid) and I were treated to a rousing evening of karaoke interspersed with beer, pizza, more beer, a patron who insisted on spinning us around the, uh, dance floor, and more beer.  This made for a very interesting first day of employment, but we managed to recover after a brief post-breakfast nap.  Fortunately, the accommodation is actually quite comfortable, and superior to the house in Bundy in that we have a space heater.  Sadly, the room is not “en-suite,” and therefore casts us in the role of rednecks (locally referred to as “bogans”) per the official Jeff Foxworthy declaration that going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight.  To be fair, they do leave the lights on, but add a jacket to that list.  It’s damn cold at night.

Main St in Mitchell - butcher, bakery, grocery store, pharmacy, & that's about it.


Monday, June 4, 2012

Moving to the Outback!

So the time has come for me to find a job.  No, a PAYING job.  Sadly, I am not yet finished with my DM course/internship, but I am also low on funds, so off I go to the middle of nowhere to bartend & replenish my bank account!  I leave tonight for the 8 zillion hour bus ride to Mitchell, QLD.  The job includes a place to stay & meals, so I am very excited.  Off to pack, hopefully more updates soon (crossing my fingers that there is internet service at my new place)!  :-)

Friday, May 18, 2012

Tonight we're gonna party like it's...1770?

Two of the boat crew are leaving (Priscilla bc she's going to study for her skipper's license, and Tim bc he broke his leg drunkenly jumping over a fence; "oops"), so I stayed up in 1770 last night for the farewell festivities.  As you can see, a good time was had by all.
This was the beginning of the evening
The whole crew, complete with broken leg
Why yes, this is the boat captain.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Hard at work

The entertainment portion of the boat ride; a melodious duet of "On Top of Spaghetti."  Complete with ludicrous fake Italian accent.  For reals.

Can I come home with you???

I have never seen puppydog eyes on a fish before!!!  

This little guy was cracking me up yesterday.  We had a quiet day, so I went out in the lagoon by myself in the afternoon and was just sitting on the bottom taking photos when I noticed him swimming around my legs, tickling me with his fins.  He followed me around like a little lost puppy the entire time I was underwater, and would swim up and sit in my outstretched hand.  Too cute!!!  (btw, he 's a honeycomb grouper)



Thursday, May 3, 2012

GEORGE!!!

This is George, as previously referenced here.  I tried to get a shot of us together, but he was feeling a little shy that day (also, I didn't bring him a snack - silly me).


Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Inventory

A list of the coolest things I have seen so far:
Hawksbill sea turtle

Loggerhead turtle

White tip reef shark

Manta ray
Spotted eagle ray

Blue spotted stingray

Scorpionfish

Common octopus

Barramundi

Christmas tree worms

Crown of thorns starfish

Cornetfish

Golden trumpetfish, AKA painted flutemouth

***Just a disclaimer that I did not personally take any of the photos in this entry